I've been partying like a rockstar.. that's where I've been

So there's this dude. He takes pictures. At all the parties. I don't get him. Like really... I don't.

Everytime we're out he catches us off guard. It's like he reinvents himself or something because we never realize it's him until AFTER the picture has been taken. I mean, if you're gonna take a picture of me and plaster it all over the world wide web you should allow me to look at my picture. It's ME dammit! My image. My body. My smile. My lazy eye. My body is my trademark so that has to be some type of copyright infringement or something.. not allowing me to approve of myself in a picture and whatnot... *as if* (I should really look into this.. I think my basic human right to sexy pictures is being violated).

So anyway last night this dude takes a picture of us and as if on cue we ask to see the damn thing. He holds his camera tight, says "no" and hands us business cards. In that second we realize **drumroll please** "it's him" and just like the last time and the time before that I swear this will be the last time he will EVER snap a picture of all this caramel goodness. How dare he withhold my image from myself. How rude!

On another note.. I've had the most fun EVER this past week and it seems like it's only going to get better. First was my homeboy's party at Olive's (Happy Pre-Birthday Ray.. check out his website for all the crazysexyfly parties in DC ). Let me tell you right now that I had soo much FUN and I can't even begin to explain to you why. Don't you have those nights sometimes? But I felt bad because me being at his party meant me missing another one of my close homeboy's shindigs (Happy Birthday Marco!! Love you much *muah*) so I had to remix it and round the troops for a part deux last night at The Park.. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.. I was slizzered in every which way and was LOVING IT. I pop locked and dropped it, bent over touched my toes and I think I even did the tootsie roll.. THAT's how much fun I had.

Oh well. Back to the real world for the kid. School begins...

PS ~ Next stop.. KK's bday party. Why the heck do I love me some Gemini's?
PPS ~ Coming soon: The next episode of the anti-lightskinneds... the saga continues